Tuesday, December 9, 2008

We all have our talents.




lights come up on an alley. There is a dumpster filled to the brim with trash. Next to the dumpster, there is a door with a sign on it. The sign reads "Stripperella" on it. A big MAN comes through the door with a bag of trash. Just as he is about to go back through the door, he notices something offstage.

MAN
[staring offstage, trying to see who's there.]
Who's there?

Offstage, a WOMAN's voice is heard

WOMAN
[seductive]
Hey there fella...

MAN
What are you doing back here?

WOMAN
[coming closer to the MAN, touching his crotch.]
The only thing I'm good at...

MAN
[Backing away]
Hey now! None of that!

WOMAN
[moving closer]
C'mon baby...

MAN
I really don't think we-

Woman
[Interrupting while reaching down his pants.]
-It shouldn't take long.

MAN
[Unbuckling his pants]
Maybe just for a minute.

Lights go down on WOMAN getting on her knees in front of MAN with his pants down.

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